Something interesting - Funny or Facts

Something interesting - Funny or Facts
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My acronymns are showing
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ISDN - It Still Doesn't Work
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding
of Math
NT - Network Tragedy
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not The Operating System Hangs
UDP - Unidentified Dropped Packets
DNS - Does Nothing Special
MCSE - Must Continue Seeking Employment
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System


THE MOST" It may help you through today
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The most destructive habit.............Worry
The greatest Joy...........................Giving
The greatest loss..........................Loss of self-respect


The most satisfying work...............Helping others
The ugliest personality trait............Selfishness
The most endangered species........Dedicated leaders


Our greatest natural resource..........Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm".........Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome...Fear


The most effective sleeping pill.........Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease.....Excuses
The most powerful force in life...........Love
The most dangerous pariah...............A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer...The brain
The worst thing to be without...............Hope


The deadliest weapon..! ..! ...............The tongue
The two most power-filled words........"I Can"
The greatest asset............................Faith


The most worthless emotion.............Self-pity
The most beautiful attire...................SMILE!
The most prized possession.............Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication....Prayer
The most contagious spirit................Enthusiasm


Everyone needs this list to live by...!!!